Subject: WHICH IS BETTER BEER or VAGINA?
And now the question women are afraid to ask that
all men want to
answer: Which is better, BEER or VAGINA?
1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a lot of work.
- One point to BEER
2.Warm beer tastes awful.
- One point to VAGINA
3.A really cold beer is satisfying.
- One point to BEER
4.If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you
find a hair between
your teeth, you may vomit.
- One point to VAGINA
5.If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get
mad, make a scene,
kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina
your wife may get
mad, kick you out, or leave you. There's definitely
a point to be had
here, depending on your point of view and personal
circumstances.
Let's call it a DRAW for the time being.
6.Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home.
Ten vaginas in one
night and you don't want to drive anywhere.
- One point to VAGINA
7.If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your
reputation may
suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become
a legend.
- One point to VAGINA
8.If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may
get arrested. If
you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer.
- One point to VAGINA
9.You normally don't find old beer.
- One point to BEER
10.Too much beer and you'll think you see UFOs. Too
much vagina and
you'll think you've seen God.
One point to VAGINA
11.Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring.
Ripping off panties is fun.
- One point to VAGINA
12.In most countries there's a tax on beer.
- One point to VAGINA
13.If you have another beer the first one never gets
pissed off.
- One point to BEER
14.You can always be sure if you're the first one to
open a bottle or
a can.
- One point to BEER
15.If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but
eventually it settles
down.
- One point to BEER
16.With beer you always have choice: clear, dark,
pilsner, ale, lager,
etc... with vagina you also have a choice, white,
black, asian,
hispanic, and eskimo...
- Call it a DRAW
17.You always know how much beer is going to cost
- One point to BEER
18.Beer doesn't have a mother
- One point to BEER
19.Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour
after you drink it
- One point to BEER
FINAL SCORE: BEER: 10 VAGINA: 9
The case is settled. The tasty winner is: BEER!
PS: To women who now feel angry, degraded or
discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them.
- An extra point for BEER
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