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Nagkaroon ng exam ang agencies ng USA para malaman kung sino sa mga agencies ang magaling mag execute ng man-hunt. Ang mga participants ay:
NYPD = New York Police Department, USA
FBI = Federal Bureau of Investigation, USA
CIA = Central Intelligence Agency, USA
PNP = Philippine National Police, Phil (Special International Guest Participant)

Isang puting rabbit ang papakawalan sa isang gubat. Each agencies will be given three (3) months to find the rabbit.

Unang grupong contestant, NYPD.
Pumasok sa gubat ang kanilang search and rescue squad, S.W.A.T., at pinalibutan ng mga police ang buong gubat. Ipinasok rin nila sa gubat ang kanilang detectives, at experts sa paghahanap ng nawawala.
After 3 months, lumabas ang NYPD sa gubat.
Nag release sila ng press statement, "After 3 months of intensive search for the white rabbit, we regret to inform you that because the rabbit has a head start, it was able to elude our units, and was able to pass through our dragnet. The rabbit has escaped."

Next ang FBI.
Pumasok rin sa gubat mga FBI, dala dala ang mga helicopters, mga sniffing dogs, at sari saring experts para hanapin ang rabbit.
After 3 months, lumabas ang FBI sa gubat.
Nag release rin sila ng press statement, "After 3 months of finding the white rabbit, we had some interesting leads. However, as we are closing in on its location, somebody must have tipped it off, and it was able to elude us by disguising as a deer. The rabbit has escaped."

Next ang CIA.
Pumasok ang CIA, at dahil meron silang special powers to request assistance from the US Military, dinala na rin nila ang US Army para tulungan sila sa paghanap.
After 3 months of firefight, bombing, and special operations, lumabas ang CIA sa gubat.
Sabi nila sa press statement, "We used everything at our disposal. We didn't left any stone unturned. We bomb everything in sight. I'm sure, you will not find any rabbit there anymore. He's probably scattered all around the forest in tiny little pieces!"

Last, but not least, the PNP.
Napatawa ang ibang agencies dahil ang pumasok lang sa gubat na PNP ay lima lang.
Pero laking gulat na lang nila dahil next day mismo, lumabas ang PNP, dala dala ay isang grizzly bear, na naka posas, bugbog sarado ang mukha, halos sarado ang isang mata dahil sa bugbog, dugu-an, at sumisigaw, "OO NA! OO NA!!! AKO ANG WHITE RABBIT!!! AKO ANG WHITE RABBIT!!!"