QOUTABLE QOUTES ANYONE?

ironangel0214 · **Posted:** Sat May 10, 2008 3:08 pm

I'm sure you have tons of qoutable qoutes... or should i say jokable qoutes :lol:

Kahit salawikaing sinalaula hahaha pwede na rin...

Let's start with...

BIRDS OF THE SAME FEATHER THAT PRAYS TOGETHER, STAYS TOGETHER...

BIRDS OF THE SAME FEATHER MAKES A GOOD FEATHER DUSTER...

ironangel0214 · **Posted:** Wed Oct 22, 2008 12:31 pm

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Norberto Cacabelos Jr. · **Joined:** Thu Aug 06, 2009 11:31 pm **Posts:** 411

“He who knows the WHY you live for…Can bear to live with ANY HOW!!!”

Nietze

“ To live is to SUFFER, to survive is to find MEANING in suffering…”

Frankl

Norberto Cacabelos Jr. · **Joined:** Thu Aug 06, 2009 11:31 pm **Posts:** 411

Anger is a condition in which
the tongue works faster than the mind.

You can't change the past,
but you can ruin the present
by worrying over the future.

Love...and you shall be loved.

God always gives His best to those
who leave the choice with Him.

All people smile in the same language.

Everyone needs to be loved...
especially when they do not deserve it.

The real measure of a man's wealth
is what he has invested in eternity.

Laughter is God's sunshine.

Everyone has beauty
but not everyone sees it.

It's important for parents to live
the same things they teach.

Thank God for what you have,
TRUST GOD for what you need.

If you fill your heart with regrets of yesterday and the worries of tomorrow,
you have no today to be thankful for.

Man looks at outward appearance
but the Lord looks within.

The choice you make today
will usually affect tomorrow.

Take time to laugh, for it is
the music of the soul.

Patience is the ability to idle your motor
when you feel like stripping your gears.

Love is strengthened by working
through conflicts together.

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Harsh words break no bones
but they do break hearts.

To get out of a difficulty,
one usually must go through it.

We take for granted the things
that we should be giving thanks for.

Love is the only thing that can be
divided without being diminished.

Happiness is enhanced by others
but does not depend upon others.

For every minute you are angry with someone,
you lose 60 seconds of happiness
that you can never get back.

Do what you can, for who you can,
with what you have, and where you are.

Norberto Cacabelos Jr. · **Joined:** Thu Aug 06, 2009 11:31 pm **Posts:** 411

"Hindi lahat ng malakas, super hero!" - Putok

"Paano tayo makakabuo kung hindi ako papatong sa iyo?" - Lego

"Halika, bigyan mo pa ako ng init. Kailangan kong pumutok para ako'y iyong matikman at ika'y masarapan.
Ayan na! Ayan na! Puputok na!" - Popcorn

"Kahit papaano, gusto ko din ng exposure!" - Singit

"Hindi ko hinahangad na ipagmalaki mo na ako. Ayoko lang naman na sa harap ng maraming tao, ganun mo na lang ako itanggi!" - Utot

"Hindi lahat ng hinog ay matamis!" - Pigsa

"Kapag ang katawan mo'y nag-iinit, lagi na lang ako ang hinahanap mo. Maya't maya mo akong ginagamit at pinapagod. Hindi ka na naawa!" - Aircon

"I ikspik that it will be a long payt, a good payt, But you know, I didn't ikspik. Tinks por da God, you know, and tinks por ol da pelepeno pipo!" - Manny Pacquiao

"Ako lang ang makakapagpadugo ng ilong ni Manny Pacquiao!" - English Language

"You never even thank me for making you happy, then you throw me away just like that. I hate you for using me, for making my life full of shit!" - Tissue

"Hindi lahat ng kulot, salot!" - Goldilocks

"Hindi lahat ng bubuyog, kulay itim!" - Jollibee

"Alam kong sa tingin mo, masaya ako! Pero bakit kayo ganyan?! Sa tuwing wala na kayong masabi, ako na lang ang ginagamit nyo! Pagod na pagod ako sa pag ngiti!" - Smiley

"Isubo mo ang kahabaan ko. Dilaan. Sipsipin. Paglaruan sa bibig mo. Para lumabas ang katas ko na kinasabikan mo". Ice Candy

"Panakip butas mo lang pala ako!". - Panty

"Pinapaikot mo lang ako! Nagsasawa na ako. Mabuti pang patayin mo na lang ako". - Electric Fan

"Hindi lahat na walang salawal ay bastos!" - Winnie d' Pooh

"Alam mo ba wala akong ibang hinangad kundi ang mapalapit sa iyo. Pero patuloy ang pag-iwas mo". - Ipis

"Hala! sige magpakasasa ka! Alam ko namang katawan ko lang ang habol mo." - Hipon

"Ayoko na! Pag nagmamahal ako, lagi na lang maraming tao ang nagagalit! Wala ba akong karapatang magmahal?!" - Gasolina

"Sawang-sawa na ako, palagi na lang akong pinagpapasa- pasahan, pagod na pagod na ako." - Bola

"Ginawa ko naman lahat para sumaya ka, mahirap ka ba talagang makontento sa isa? Bakit palipat-lipat ka? - TV

"Hindi lahat ng maasim may vitamin C" -Kili Kili

"Pilitin mo man na alisin ako sa buhay mo, babalik at babalik ako! -Libag

"Anung kasalanan ko sa iyo, iniwan mo na lang akong duguan..." -Sanitary Napkin

"Hwag mo na akong bilugin.." -Kulangot

"Bwisit na buhay ito! Araw-araw na lang, itlog! Umaga, tanghali, gabi, itlog! Itlog! Itlog! Lagi na lang itlog!" – Brief

"Sige, kalimutan mo ako para malaman ng iba ang baho mo! - Deodorant

"Hindi totoong anak ko si Bakekang! At lalong hindi ko kapatid si Mike Enriquez! Kaya pwede ba, tigilan na ang tsismis na yan!" - Shrek

Norberto Cacabelos Jr. · **Joined:** Thu Aug 06, 2009 11:31 pm **Posts:** 411

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Ang Buhay ay parang bato...it is HARD !!

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Love is a hidden fire, a pleasant sore, a soothing pain, an agreeable torment, a sweet wound, in short - a gentle death!
Ang lalim! Grabe...! Dati Love is blind lang, eh!

Norberto Cacabelos Jr. · **Joined:** Thu Aug 06, 2009 11:31 pm **Posts:** 411

"Lahat ng problema may solusyon, kung walang solusyon, 'wag mo nang problemahin."

"Always remember, kung kaya ng iba, ipagawa mo sa kanila. Don't force yourself, make life easy (parang tanging Ina)"

"Hindi lahat ng gwapo may girlfriend... marami sa kanila may boyfriend..."

"Don't face your problem if your problem is your face; so, umiwas sa lahat ng bagay na nakakaaninag - salamin; microwave; stainless steel na kawali, kaldero, kutsara, tinidor."

"Di bale ng tamad, di naman napapagod."

"Praktis makes perfect but nobody's perfect, so don't praktis!"

Norberto Cacabelos Jr. · **Joined:** Thu Aug 06, 2009 11:31 pm **Posts:** 411

"Have A Heart That Never Hates
Have A Smile That Never Fades
Have A Touch That Never Hurts
And Build A Relation That Never Breaks"

Norberto Cacabelos Jr. · **Joined:** Thu Aug 06, 2009 11:31 pm **Posts:** 411

“Try not to become a man of success, but rather be a man of value.”

delta 5558 · **Posted:** Wed Sep 23, 2009 4:25 pm

Behind every event is God's purpose. At times what we consider a trial is simply His permission for us to rearrange our live to be more meaningful.

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I came to a point when I thought that all prayers were useless. And now I know it’s true. Prayers are useless without faith deep within you.

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Journey to God starts with one small step at a time. He doesn’t expect you to run the mile but He promise to give you strength to go the distance.

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There may be harm in risking but there is also regret in doing nothing.

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Always have a unique character like salt. Its presence is not felt, but its absence make things tasteless.

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Let’s find joy in simple things and see the beauty in every situation. When times are difficult, lets remember that no pain comes without a purpose.

delta 5558 · **Posted:** Wed Sep 23, 2009 4:27 pm

10 ways to love people truly:
1. Listening without interrupting. Prov 18
2. Speak without accusing. James 1:19
3. Give without sparing. Prov 21:26
4. Pray without ceasing. Col 1:9
5. Answer without arguing. Prov 17:1
6. Share without pretending. Eph 4:15
7. Enjoy without complaint. Phil 2:14
8. Trust without wavering. 1 Cor 13:7
9. Forgive without punishing. Col 3:13
10. Promise without forgetting. Prov 13:12

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People may be unkind, just be kind. They may lie to you, just be honest. They may forget your good deeds, just do good. In the end, its between you and God, not you and them.

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A duck in a pond is calm and careless but what you don’t see under the water is the struggling and stressed feet. What you see is not always what it seems.

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Always keep a smile in your heart and a lot of prayers in your pocket. These small things make life bearable, meaningful and beautiful.

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